Josh Billings
“Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.”
“Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.”
“The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.”
“A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.”
“The worst thing about Europe is that you can’t go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.”
“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
“Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.”
“A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.”
“There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.”
“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.”
“In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.”