Russell Baker
“Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work, those that break down and those that get lost.”
“Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work, those that break down and those that get lost.”
“Solitude vivifies; isolation kills.”
“A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.”
“One’s real life is often the life that one does not lead.”
“The aim of education is the knowledge not of facts but of values.”
“Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember.”
“We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny. But what we put into it is ours.”
“To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.”
“Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.”
“It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.”