George Burns
“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
“A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience.”
“The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.”
“The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.”
“Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him.”
“No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.”
“I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years.”
“The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.”
“Children are all foreigners.”
“Each day is the scholar of yesterday.”