“The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.”

“The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.”

“Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.”

“There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.”

“Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.”

“There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.”

“The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.”

“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”

“The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.”

“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”