“When all else is lost, the future still remains.”

“We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.”

“Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.”

“I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion, if they can find out what it is.”

“To be free is to have achieved your life.”

“All great truths begin as blasphemies.”

“They’re only truly great who are truly good.”

“Not every story has explosions and car chases. That’s why they have nudity and espionage.”

“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”

“To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.”