“My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.”

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”

“One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.”

“We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.”

“I could prove God statistically.”

“The average person thinks he isn’t.”

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”

“We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”

“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”