“I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?”

“Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.”

“Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.”

“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”

“Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information on it.”

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”

“A man must not deny his manifest abilities, for that is to evade his obligations.”

“There are lots of ways of being miserable, but there’s only one way of being comfortable, and that is to stop running round after happiness. If you make up your mind not to be happy there’s no reason why you shouldn’t have a fairly good time.”

“The graveyards are full of indispensable men.”

“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, “Why not?””