“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”

“Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.”

“The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.”

“In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.”

“Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?”

“A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures.”

“All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.”

“It’s harder to make something good when you can’t curse all the time.”

“Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything.”

“Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.”