Dorothy Parker
“I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.”
“I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.”
“Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.”
“Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.”
“A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.”
“We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.”
“When one teaches, two learn.”
“The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.”
“What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.”
“Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.”
“Courage is found in unlikely places.”