Bob Hope
“I don’t generally feel anything until noon; then it’s time for my nap.”
“I don’t generally feel anything until noon; then it’s time for my nap.”
“Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.”
“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
“Coming home from very lonely places, all of us go a little mad: whether from great personal success, or just an all-night drive, we are the sole survivors of a world no one else has ever seen.”
“Nihilism is best done by professionals.”
“Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.”
“Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.”
“I have found that everything wants to kill you. For some things, like fast food, or riding a bike, it just takes longer.”
“Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.”
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”