Jeph Jacques
“A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.”
“A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.”
“Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.”
“My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.”
“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.”
“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”
“America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.”
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.”
“Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.”
“CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn’t want to give up power.”
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.”