Mark Twain
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
“I dote on his very absence.”
“There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than an agreement.”
“If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.”
“The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.”
“Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.”
“Language is the source of misunderstandings.”
“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.”
“Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important.”
“The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.”