“Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.”

“Life is a long lesson in humility.”

“The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.”

“Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity, or registering wrongs.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.”

“We’re actors – we’re the opposite of people.”

“Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.”

“Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.”

“Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.”

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”