Douglas Adams
“Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.”
“Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.”
“Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box.”
“And that’s the way it is.”
“People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.”
“Never eat more than you can lift.”
“Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.”
“Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.”
“Failure is success if we learn from it.”
“Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.”
“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.”