Rodney Dangerfield
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”
“Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.”
“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”
“There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.”
“The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.”
“A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on.”
“Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store.”
“No foreign policy-no matter how ingenious-has any chance of success if it is born in the minds of few and carried in the hearts of many.”
“Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”