Rita Rudner
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
“It would not be possible to praise nurses too highly.”
“Lack of money is the root of all evil.”
“When I pray, coincidences happen, and when I don’t, they don’t.”
“I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand.”
“People seldom refuse help, if one offers it in the right way.”
“I imagine that yes is the only living thing.”
“How little do they see what really is, who frame their hasty judgment upon that which seems.”
“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.”
“Perfection itself is imperfection.”