Jay Leno
“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.”
“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.”
“There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.”
“A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.”
“No one has a greater asset for his business than a man’s pride in his work.”
“It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.”
“Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.”
“Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking.”
“We grow small trying to be great.”
“No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.”
“[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.”