Sam Levenson
“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”
“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”
“Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.”
“Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.”
“Who covets more is evermore a slave.”
“I’m still an atheist, thank God.”
“Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?”
“Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.”
“Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.”
“I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.”
“Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?”