Will Rogers
“There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on senators.”
“There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on senators.”
“If moderation is a fault, then indifference is a crime.”
“A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.”
“Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.”
“We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts.”
“Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.”
“Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.”
“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.”
“I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.”
“Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.”