Eddie Cantor
“He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.”
“He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.”
“Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?”
“My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.”
“Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.”
“All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.”
“No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.”
“If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.”
“Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.”
“I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.”
“The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.”