“We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.”

“I could prove God statistically.”

“The average person thinks he isn’t.”

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”

“We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”

“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

“Destiny is for people who are too lazy to create alternate timelines.”

“Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.”

“Life is a zoo in a jungle.”