Other things may change us, but we start and end with family. – Anthony Brandt

The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first…

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children…to leave the world a better place…to know even one life has breathed easier…

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. – Paula Poundstone

You know you’re old when your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone. – Orson Welles

You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’ – George Bernard Shaw

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. – Bertrand Russell

Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “I will try again tomorrow.” – Mary Anne Radmacher

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. – Mitch Hedberg