You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope

If Presidents can’t do it to their wives, they do it to their country. – Mel Brooks

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna…

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie”…

The Statue of Liberty is a monument dedicated to freedom and liberty. She never meant that foreigners have the right to violate America’s immigration laws.

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. – Mother Teresa

Unless your heart, your soul, and your whole being are behind every decision you make, the words from your mouth will be empty, and each action will be meaningless. Truth…

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn’t all a dream? – Ashleigh Brilliant

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. – Bo Bennett

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love. – Mildred B. Vermont