“In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.”

“We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.”

“Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.”

“Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.”

“In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.”

“The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.”

“It’s not enough to bash in heads. You’ve got to bash in minds.”

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“I bet the human brain is a kludge.”