“In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.”

“What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can’t hear what they say?”

“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”

“The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.”

“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”

“Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.”

“How my achievements mock me!”

“Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.”

“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”

“Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.”