Ellen DeGeneres
“I don’t understand the sizes anymore. There’s a size zero, which I didn’t even know that they had. It must stand for: ‘Ohhh my God, you’re thin.'”
“I don’t understand the sizes anymore. There’s a size zero, which I didn’t even know that they had. It must stand for: ‘Ohhh my God, you’re thin.'”
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.”
“The very essence of instinct is that it’s followed independently of reason.”
“If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.”
“Words are but pictures of our thoughts.”
“There are glimpses of heaven to us in every act, or thought, or word, that raises us above ourselves.”
“It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.”
“A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.”
“Our knowledge is a little island in a great ocean of nonknowledge.”
“Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.”