“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”

“The return we reap from generous actions is not always evident.”

“The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.”

“God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.”

“Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”

“Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.”

“I don’t understand the sizes anymore. There’s a size zero, which I didn’t even know that they had. It must stand for: ‘Ohhh my God, you’re thin.'”

“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.”

“The very essence of instinct is that it’s followed independently of reason.”

“If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.”