Publilius Syrus
“Each day is the scholar of yesterday.”
“Each day is the scholar of yesterday.”
“There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.”
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”
“Life is a long lesson in humility.”
“The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.”
“Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity, or registering wrongs.”
“Humor is also a way of saying something serious.”
“We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.”
“Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.”
“Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.”