“Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.”

“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.”

“The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.”

“Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.”

“Each day is the scholar of yesterday.”

“There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.”

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”

“Life is a long lesson in humility.”

“The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.”

“Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity, or registering wrongs.”