“If at first you don’t succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps your just stupid.”

“I go to the gym religiously. About twice a year around the holidays.”

“Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.”

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”

“The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.”

“Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.”

“To believe is to know you believe, and to know you believe is not to believe.”

“There is properly no history, only biography.”

“There is properly no history, only biography.”

“With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.”