Blore’s Razor
“Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.”
“Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.”
“Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life.”
“It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.”
“I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve travelled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.”
“Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.”
“Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives’ mouths.”
“The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.”
“If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.”
“The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.”
“No.”