“The present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own.”

“An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.”

“The most effective way to do it, is to do it.”

“They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.”

“Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.”

“A pure hand needs no glove to cover it.”

“Until you’ve lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.”

“I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”

“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.”

“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”