“All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.”

“Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.”

“Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.”

“I think the world is run by ‘C’ students.”

“Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.”

“All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.”

“Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.”

“The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.”

“Why do writers write? Because it isn’t there.”

“I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.”