“Every burden is a blessing.”

“A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

“To live is to think.”

“Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.”

“We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.”

“Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.”

“If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.”

“A good laugh is sunshine in the house.”

“What is called genius is the abundance of life and health.”

“You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.”