“It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.”

“I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.”

“Every burden is a blessing.”

“A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

“To live is to think.”

“Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.”

“We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.”

“Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.”

“If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.”

“A good laugh is sunshine in the house.”