“The only thing I like about rich people is their money.”

“There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still.”

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.”

“The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.”

“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.”

“It’s always too early to quit.”

“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.”

“That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.”

“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”

“Friendship is Love without his wings!”