“Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.”

“You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty.”

“Love the giver more than the gift.”

“The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.”

“The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.”

“We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.”

“The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and let the air out of the tires.”

“Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.”

“Ever heard Victoria’s REAL secret? Too much support hurts.”

“There is no nonsense so arrant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.”