This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave. – Elmer Davis

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much…

Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The…

Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down… – Abraham Lincoln

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say “elevator”, we say “lift”… they say “President”, we say “stupid psychopathic git”. –  Alexai Sayle

If you only do what you know you can do- you never do very much. – Tom Krause

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

It takes a long time to become young. – Pablo Picasso

Real friendship doesn’t just go away. – Doug Ballantine