“We cannot put off living until we are ready.”

“The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.”

“Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.”

“The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.”

“The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.”

“I like sports bars. Sports bars are great because they collect all of the people I don’t want to hang out with, and put them in one room.”

“We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.”

“Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to experience it.”

“Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you!”

“Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you!”