“A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.”

“As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.”

“All movements go too far.”

“If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.”

“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”

“Mothers may still want their sons to grow up to be President, but according to a famous Gallup poll of some years ago, some 73 percent do not want them to become politicians in the process.”

“Humor is everywhere, in that there’s irony in just about anything a human does.”

“It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.”

“I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.”

“I think it’s always a good move to listen to that inner voice, if it doesn’t lead to a crime.”