Christopher Morley
“Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.”
“Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.”
“Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.”
“You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.”
“Architecture is the art of how to waste space.”
“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
“Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.”
“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
“I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.”
“Reality is something you rise above.”
“The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.”