Joseph Wood Krutch
“Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.”
“Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.”
“I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.”
“Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.”
“The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not merely as means to other things, are knowledge, art, instinctive happiness, and relations of friendship or affection.”
“What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!”
“My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.”
“People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.”
“In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in the morning, day after day.”
“I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”
“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”