“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”

“Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because they didn’t.”

“The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office.”

“Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man’s original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has been made.”

“It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.”

“The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.”

“Partying is such sweet sorrow.”

“I don’t have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly.”

“Honesty is the best image.”

“Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.”