“Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.”

“For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.”

“That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….”

“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.”

“Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts.”

“There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on senators.”

“If moderation is a fault, then indifference is a crime.”

“A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.”

“Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.”

“We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts.”