“We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.”

“Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.”

“Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.”

“Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.”

“You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.”

“Architecture is the art of how to waste space.”

“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”

“Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.”

“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

“I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.”