“Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.”

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”

“We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.”

“My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.”

“Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you’d rather be lazy and dead sooner.”

“If little else, the brain is an educational toy.”

“To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation.”

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”

“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”