Publilius Syrus
“Each day is the scholar of yesterday.”
“Each day is the scholar of yesterday.”
“We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.”
“I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.”
“Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.”
“Don’t you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.”
“The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.”
“When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.”
“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”
“Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.”
“All phone calls are obscene.”