“Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.”

“If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.”

“Hope is but the dream of those who wake.”

“You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need.”

“Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.”

“The buried talent is the sunken rock on which most lives strike and founder.”

“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”

“If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?”

“Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.”

“Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.”